I am deep into my NCLEX (Nursing board exam) funk. I am on my final study countdown and can’t wait to be done with this and finally be an RN… That is if my test date goes well.
I am tired of looking at questions like these:
1)”A nurse is assessing a client with a suspected diagnosis of hypocalcemia. Which of the following clinical manifestations are not associated with this diagnosis?
A) hypoactive bowel sounds
B) Parasthesias
C) Hyperactive deep tendon reflexes
D)Positive Trousseau’s sign
Mean while I ask myself:
2)A nurse is assessing the change of season. After drop kicking her NCLEX book out the front door and finished her prospectus (translation: big chunk of thesis) which patient will the RN attend to first?
A) The subaru who has been wanting to leave Connecticut all spring and complains of muscle stiffness
B) The community garden plot with a low serum albumin with a TPN infusion running
C) The wedding planning that has been put on the back burner and is complaining of shorness of breath
D) The kitchen floor awaiting a bed bath
(Answer to be decided, but chances are I will go with the Respiratory compromise.)
A few confessions I hate how in medical lingo they name everything after someone… Why? It makes everything so much more complex. Graves disease, Murphy sign, McBurney point, Trousseau’s sign, Brudinski sign, Finklestien etc….. blah. I guess if there were a Stoffers’ sign or a Causey’s sign I wouldn’t be complaining, in the meantime it makes memorization a pain in the @**.